Wednesday, 2 October 2013

Sheldon in East Texas; Stella in Omaha




Sheldon is from East Texas. Born and raised and schooled. This is a town with high internet connection that made his childhood bearable. The only thing he didn’t like was the direction in which the winds were flowing during summer. He was the envy of the neighborhood kids who considered him ‘too grown’ for his age. He never played with anyone because his favorite game, Bingo, could not be played by anyone around. The neighborhood kids could not limit the level of decibels that suited him. So he avoided them altogether. For someone who knew that when stairs were  few inches taller (sic) than the height set by an architect then someone would triple, there was no clear match for him in the neighborhood. He knew this too well because his brother had fallen and suffered a broken ankle due to ununiformed staircase which tend to keep someone’s centre of gravity off balance. That explained the extra 4 inches in his dad’s coffin because the ankle didn’t heal upright. The family considered suing the architect but the suit was dismissed.

Sheldon got the best childhood his parents could afford. He never lacked but he didn’t have everything he might have wished to have. His favorite possession was a telescope his uncle had given him on his 10th birthday. His lost it to neighborhood nerds who stole it from the backyard of their house. Few months later he managed to find but not in a working condition. He managed to lift fingerprints off the surface of the telescope and sent them to FBI for investigation. He knew very well that the FBI didn’t  not have the fingerprints so he sent a note saying the fingerprints should be kept safely till the suspected thieves attained age of majority upon which the FBI would get their fingerprints. The FBI never responded. Till now Sheldon has no confidence in the FBI and wonders whether their motto ‘fidelity, bravery and integrity’ is still relevant.
 
As soon as Sheldon stepped in college, he wrote a paper which according to him would ‘revolutionize the thinking of humanity on the presence or absence of sub-atomic particles in a vaccum’. This paper was supposed to be published in the school magazine. As fate would have it, the computer used to type the paper was stolen.  He had lost a precious piece of work. Sheldon had to turn to the FBI again.  He requested the FBI to monitor scientific publications for the next decade to see if anyone had adopted his line of thought as regards the presence or absence of sub-atomic particles in a vaccum. Till now, nobody has ever published anything along Sheldon’s line of thought. The search for the thieves of his computer is still on and for someone who stood in a queue for six hours to get a ticket to attend Steven Hawkin’s talk on theoretical physics, he is not losing hope anytime soon. Patience is the word.
Stella is from Omaha Nebraska. Born and raised too though schooled elsewhere.  This is a city founded along Missouri River and is often referred to as Gateway to the West. It is a relatively cool breezed place that offers good temperatures for an average mammal. The area has a mountainous terrain and offers a good scenery. Stella grew up here in a small tight family with two sisters and a brother. As a first born daughter she has had to be a role model and so far she hasn’t disappointed her siblings. Stella’s childhood passion was to be a photographer. She loved shooting beautiful scenery. The saddest part of her career was when someone stole her camera on the day she joined graduated from Pasadena School of Photography. She lost all the moments she had captured on that day. Very few photos of that day remain with her. When she told Sheldon this story of losing her camera, Sheldon almost laughed and realized it wasn’t funny. He would have risked a slap. Stella’s parents are definitely proud of her. She loves her parents to bits. Any move she makes out of town has to be ‘approved’ by her parents. There is a time she was out of reach for two days and her Mum had to send someone to 111th Street Pasedena to confirm whether she was ok. It turned out that there was no power and her phone wasn’t charged. Even Sheldon was worried as they had planned to have ice-cream at the cheese cake factory that weekend in the city centre. There is also a time Stella made an ‘illegal’ trip to Iowa without informing her Mum. Only Sheldon and Aimy (her bestie) knew of the trip. Sheldon persuaded her to call her Mum but she was reluctant that doing so would cause them a lot of worries as darkness was setting in quickly. It was a business trip anyway and the illegality comes in because she didn’t inform her parents. That evening before Stella travelled, she met Sheldon in town and for the first time she saw him eat fried chicken and French fries. To Sheldon, a man eating fried chicken, French fries and a soda is likely to be gay. He didn’t order a soda though Stella teased him about the whole ‘don’t-ask-dont-tell’ thing and she threatened to order a soda for Sheldon. Not much can be said of that evening. What followed thereafter when Stella was in Iowa was a story written in hell and told at the hottest part of hell.  Not so many people know about it and will never know. Tight-lipped. Forever and ever.